What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Maybe leave out

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Your going to be alright just relax

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

What did one boob say to the other boob

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Innocent before proven guilty

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

Bible.. Hm.?

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

But this is not

Lose lips shimk ships.

Deuteronomy 17

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

I don't like

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

This isn't going to, hurt.

I like God is love and lives within you.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?